"Here's all you have to know about men…" — George Carlin

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Voilà tout ce que vous devez savoir sur les hommes et les femmes: les femmes sont folles, les hommes sont stupides. Et la principale raison pour laquelle les femmes sont folles, c'est que les hommes sont stupides.

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