"I'd hate to be an alcoholic, because…" — George Carlin

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Je détesterais être alcoolique parce que les alcooliques veulent pouvoir boire autant qu'ils le souhaitent sans que cela n'affecte leur vie. Je ne vois tout simplement pas comment on pourrait boire en travaillant à la poste.

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