"El progreso es el proceso mediante el cual la raza humana se está deshaciendo de los bigotes el apéndice vermiforme y Dios"

“Sunday School: A prison in which children do penance for the evil conscience of their parents”

“A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married”

“The penalty for laughing in a courtroom is six months in jail; if it were not for this pen...”

“Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.”

“The magic you are looking for is in the work you're avoiding”

“Begin to be now what you will be hereafter”

“You think your pain and your heartbreak are unprecedented in the history of the world, but...”

“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else”

“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.”

“When your army has crossed the border, you should burn your boats and bridges, in order to...”

“The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing.”

“You pray for rain, you gotta deal with the mud too. That’s a part of it.”

“Today is your day, your mountain is waiting. So get on your way.”

“Perseverance is the key to unlocking your potential”

“In my mind, I’ve always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y’all just didn’t know yet.”

“The expert in battle moves the enemy and is not moved by him.”