"進歩とは人類が髭と虫垂と神を取り除いている過程である"

“A clergyman is one who feels himself called upon to live without working”

“Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable”

“Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy”

“Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time.”

“I believe in karma. That means I can do bad things to you all day long and I assume you deserve it.”

“The problem is not the problem. The problem is your attitude about the problem. Do you understand?”

“You can overcome anything, if and only if you love something enough”

“There are no regrets in life, just lessons.”

“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call ...”

“The path to growth lies in facing challenges, not avoiding them”

“Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.”

“Convince your enemy that he will gain very little by attacking you; this will diminish his...”

“Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble”

“Any product that needs a manual to work is broken.”

“What you seek is seeking you”

“The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.”