"Solo tomo Viagra cuando estoy con más de una mujer."
“Age is the first limitation on roles that I've ever had to encounter, and I hit that awhile ago.”
“With my sunglasses on, I'm Jack Nicholson. Without them, I'm fat and 70.”
“When I am cast in a good part, it is like a vacation. Nothing can take the place of work.”
“I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman.”
“All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when we are able to attack, we must seem unable;...”
“Only the guy who isn’t rowing has time to rock the boat.”
“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else”
“When [competitors are] in the shower in the morning, they're thinking about how they're go...”
“When you say ‘yes’ to others, make sure you are not saying ‘no’ to yourself.”
“The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.”
“There is no way around hard work, embrace it”
“Doing what you love is freedom. Loving what you do is happiness”
“Confusion is a luxury which only the very, very young can possibly afford and you are not ...”
“Wars are not won by fighting battles; wars are won by choosing battles”