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"The first time I performed, I was in heaven, I thought, This is it. This is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life"

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“When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.”

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“Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings and emotions.”

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