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Jerry Seinfeld Quotes

Biography: Jerry Seinfeld is best known for creating and starring in the iconic s... more Biography: Jerry Seinfeld is best known for creating and starring in the iconic sitcom "Seinfeld." Born in Brooklyn, New York, in 1954, he began his career as a stand-up comedian. Seinfeld's observational humor made the show a cultural phenomenon, earning numerous awards and cementing his legacy in television history. less

"The best revenge, like success, is living well"

Tags: Personal growth, Self-improvement, Success, Happiness, Mental health

"The first time I performed, I was in heaven, I thought, This is it. This is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life"

Tags: Determination, Self-discovery, Happiness, Passion, Ambition

"The human body is like a condominium: The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance"

Tags: Self-care, Metaphor, Wellness, Health, Quality of life

"You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if you can blow this out'"

Tags: Life, Humor, Aging, Funny, Jokes

"A secret is something you tell one person at a time"

Tags: Communication, Trust, Intimacy, Privacy, Sharing

"There is no such thing as too much seasoning"

Tags: Food, Cooking, Culinary, Taste, Gourmet

"There's no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing."

Tags: Perception, Focus, Attention, Engagement, Concentration

"You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That’s how you know you’re still alive."

Tags: Motivation, Inspiration, Personal growth, Self-improvement, Resilience

"The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning."

Tags: Literature, Simplicity, Reading, Books, Nostalgia

"Well, you know the thing you wear around your neck that holds your ID badge? I call that a bungee cord because no matter how far you try to run from your job it always snaps you right back into your cubicle."

Tags: Humor, Work-life balance, Workplace, Office culture

"Sometimes the greatest things are the most embarrassing."

Tags: Inspiration, Personal growth, Wisdom, Self-awareness, Confidence

"Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women a little bit of support and a little bit of freedom."

Tags: Relationships, Freedom, Humor, Support, Expectations

"Being a comedian is the closest thing to being a rock star."

Tags: Success, Humor, Performance, Lifestyle, Comedy

"I have found that the best way to move quickly is to follow directives and take chances."

Tags: Motivation, Success, Innovation, Leadership, Decision-making

"I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive."

Tags: Humor, Irony, Comedy, Social commentary, Controversy