"Dogs are the leaders of the planet.…" — Jerry Seinfeld

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Les chiens sont les leaders de la planète. Si vous voyez deux formes de vie, l'une d'elles fait caca, l'autre la porte pour elle, qui supposeriez-vous être en charge?

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