“Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream a...”
“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women a little bit of sup...”
“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
“There is no such thing as too much seasoning”
“Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across.”
“The greatest education in the world is watching the masters at work”
“Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.”
“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up.”
“Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses.”
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you’re n...”
“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.”
“The root of suffering is attachment.”
“Mistakes are inevitable, but it's how we respond to them that defines our character.”
“There is only one map to the journey of life and it lives within your heart ”