“I am so busy doing nothing that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always lea...”
“A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.”
“I have found that the best way to move quickly is to follow directives and take chances.”
“Being a comedian is the closest thing to being a rock star.”
“The best way of learning about anything is by doing.”
“There's nothing I despise more than people trying to be something they're not”
“Success is not the key to happiness Happiness is the key to success”
“Do not judge me by my successes, judge me by how many times I fell down and got back up again.”
“In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and knew two things: I’m broke as hell and one day I...”
“I was born to make mistakes, not to fake perfection”
“The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only the wise can see them.”
“Mistakes are the portals of discovery”
“We do not need magic to transform our world. We carry all the power we need inside ourselves already”
“An eye for an eye will only make the whole world blind.”
