“You can’t rush good wine. It has to sit. And when you finally drink it, it’s the bomb....”
“They need to put all dating apps into one app and call it “what’s left””
“When you’re writing a sketch, it has to be surrounded by a situation. It can’t just be...”
“People think I’m an overnight success. No. It’s just that you all found me overnight”
“I never lose. I either win or learn.”
“I would rather die of passion than of boredom.”
“The purpose of our lives is to be happy”
“Don’t focus on the pain. Focus on the progress.”
“Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.”
“Success is stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.”
“I believe the truth is only offensive when we’re lying.”
“It's not about winning or losing. It's about showing up and being your best.”
“Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”
“Happiness depends upon ourselves.”
