"Les gens se font une thérapie en faisant du stand-up."
“The only time you should look in your neighbor's bowl is to make sure that they have enough”
“The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life”
“When you want to do something creative and you have taste, and your taste is good but your...”
“You know what, it's not your life, it's life. Life is bigger than you, if you can imagine that”
“We do today what they won’t, so tomorrow we accomplish what they can’t.”
“It always seems impossible until it's done.”
“In my mind, I’ve always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y’all just didn’t know yet.”
“The secret of life is to fall seven times and to get up eight.”
“We simply attempt to be fearful when others are greedy and to be greedy only when others are fearful”
“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”
“The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing”
“Wars are not won by fighting battles; wars are won by choosing battles”
“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
“Love the life you live. Live the life you love.”