"The greatest lesson that mom taught…" — Stephen Colbert

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La plus grande leçon que maman m'a apprise est de dire pardon. Cela ne coûte qu'un mot et un acte de contrition.

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“Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.”

Stephen Colbert

“The truthiness is, anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.”

“I am America, and so can you.”

“Cynicism masquerades as wisdom, but it is the farthest thing from it.”

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