"If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d…" — Stephen Colbert

UNVERIFIED

もし弁護士がいなかったら、私はまだ刑務所にいただろう。二人でトンネルを掘った方がずっと早かった。

Unverified

We haven't checked the source or attribution.

Our editorial team hasn't reviewed this quote yet, so neither its source nor its attribution has been confirmed. Treat it as unverified for now.

Translations

“There's no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting”

Stephen Colbert

“The best way to lose an election is to tell the voters your plans.”

“You can't laugh and be afraid at the same time”

“The more you know, the sadder you get.”

FEATURED QUOTES

“I like to use the hard times of the past to motivate me today.”

“I very frequently get the question, “What’s going to change in the next ten years?” ...”

“What you’re thinking is what you’re becoming.”

“The secret of life is to fall seven times and to get up eight.”

“Get busy living or get busy dying”

“No runner ever won a race buy looking over his should and demeaning the competition.”

“We've had three big ideas at Amazon that we've stuck with for 18 years, and they're the re...”

“The ego is not master in its own house.”

“Think back 5 years ago. Think of where you’re at today. Think ahead 5 years and what you...”

“When you walk up to opportunities door, don’t knock it… Kick that b*tch in, smile and ...”