"If it weren’t for my lawyer, I’d…" — Stephen Colbert

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“Anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.”

Stephen Colbert

“The truthiness is, anyone can read the news to you. I promise to feel the news at you.”

“The more you know, the sadder you get.”

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