“I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.”
“I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five”
“When I was a kid, my grandmother had this giant spool of thread, and we were going to stri...”
“I watched the Indy 500, and I was thinking that if they left earlier they wouldn’t have ...”
“These pains you feel are messengers. Listen to them”
“There are two kinds of companies, those that work to try to charge more and those that wor...”
“Happiness depends upon ourselves.”
“Bad artists copy. Good artists steal. ”
“You either play the game or let the game play you.”
“We delight in the beauty of the butterfly, but rarely admit the changes it has gone throug...”
“You're under no obligation to be the same person you were 5 minutes ago.”
“What does not destroy me, makes me stronger”
“Wear your ego like a loose fitting garment.”
“Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low self-esteem, make sure that you’re n...”
