Wordplay Quotes

"What's another word for Thesaurus?" "Real Gs move in silence like lasagna" "Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana" "The crown ain't safe, I'm still around like a donut" "One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas, I'll never know." "Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'." "A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a brief" "I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone." "It's not a lie. It's a gift for fiction." "You can try and read my lyrics off of this paper before I lay 'em but you won't take the sting out these words before I say 'em" "I bought some powdered water but I don't know what to add" "If you were going to shoot a mime would you use a silencer" "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." "I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it." "If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?"