"I wrote a song, but I can't read…" — Steven Wright

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من آهنگی نوشتم، اما نمی‌توانم نت موسیقی را بخوانم، بنابراین نمی‌دانم چیست. هر از گاهی به رادیو گوش می‌دهم و می‌گویم فکر می‌کنم آن را من نوشته‌ام.

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