"I wrote a song, but I can't read…" — Steven Wright

UNVERIFIED

J'ai écrit une chanson, mais je ne sais pas lire la musique, donc je ne sais pas ce que c'est. De temps en temps, j'écoute la radio et je me dis, je pense que j'ai peut-être écrit ça.

Steven Wright Comedian

Unverified

We haven't checked the source or attribution.

Our editorial team hasn't reviewed this quote yet, so neither its source nor its attribution has been confirmed. Treat it as unverified for now.

Translations

English 中文 Español العربية Français فارسی 日本語

MORE QUOTES BY Steven Wright

“I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything.”

Steven Wright

“I think I’m having déjà vu again”

Steven Wright

“Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.”

Steven Wright

“A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.”

Steven Wright

FEATURED QUOTES

“Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I will do what others can’t”

Jerry Rice

“I like to use the hard times of the past to motivate me today.”

Dwayne Johnson

“To know your enemy, you must become your enemy.”

Sun Tzu

“There's nothing I despise more than people trying to be something they're not”

Charlize Theron

“Happiness depends upon ourselves.”

Aristotle

“In this life, it’s not what you hope for, it’s not what you deserve—it’s what you take!”

Tom Cruise

“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”

Mahatma Gandhi

“Do not feel lonely, the entire universe is inside you.”

Rumi

“Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.”

Muhammad Ali

“Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who m...”

Bernard M. Baruch

Surprise me with another quote