Steven Wright: "How do you tell when you're out of…"

UNVERIFIED

Comment savoir quand vous n'avez plus d'encre invisible

Unverified

We haven't checked the source or attribution.

Our editorial team hasn't reviewed this quote yet, so neither its source nor its attribution has been confirmed. Treat it as unverified for now.

Translations

MORE QUOTES BY Steven Wright

“Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.”

Steven Wright

“My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.”

“What's another word for Thesaurus?”

“Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.”

FEATURED QUOTES

“Success at anything will always come down to this: focus and effort. And we control both.”

“In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.”

“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.”

“There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that is less than t...”

“I am the master of my fate, I am the captain of my soul”

“A company shouldn't get addicted to being shiny, because shiny doesn't last.”

“Your beliefs become your thoughts, Your thoughts become your words, Your words become your...”

“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”

“The greater the difficulty, the greater the glory”

“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent...”