“The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.”
“I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.”
“I went to a restaurant that serves 'breakfast at any time.' So I ordered French toast duri...”
“I'm writing a book. I've got the page numbers done, so now I just have to fill in the rest.”
“If you’re absent during my struggle don’t expect to be present during my success.”
“Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most ...”
“A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
“When your army has crossed the border, you should burn your boats and bridges, in order to...”
“Most decisions should probably be made with somewhere around 70% of the information you wi...”
“If you see me in a fight with a bear, pray for the bear”
“There’s a field somewhere beyond all doubt and wrong doing. I’ll meet you there.”
“Try not to become a man of success. Rather become a man of value.”
“I start early, and I stay late, day after day, year after year, it took me 17 years and 11...”
“In my mind, I’ve always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y’all just didn’t know yet.”
