Steven Wright Quote

"J'écris une autobiographie non autorisée"

Translations

MORE QUOTES BY Steven Wright

“Join the Army, meet interesting people - then kill them.”

Steven Wright

“If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?”

“I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time.”

“When I was a kid, my grandmother had this giant spool of thread, and we were going to stri...”

FEATURED QUOTES

“The reasonable man adapts himself to the world: the unreasonable one persists in trying to...”

“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere”

“Wars are not won by fighting battles; wars are won by choosing battles”

“Tomorrow is promised to no one”

“Your beliefs become your thoughts, Your thoughts become your words, Your words become your...”

“You have power over your mind—not outside events. Realize this, and you will find strength ”

“When we strive to become better than we are, everything around us becomes better too.”

“To forgive the terrorists is up to God, but to send them to him is up to me.”

“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”

“When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.”