“I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time”
“If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?”
“When I was a kid, my grandmother had this giant spool of thread, and we were going to stri...”
“What's another word for Thesaurus?”
“I can choose either to be a victim of the world or an adventurer in search of treasure. It...”
“The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing.”
“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent...”
“The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world are the ones who do.”
“I've learned that people will forget what you said, people will forget what you did, but p...”
“Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion.”
“What you’re thinking is what you’re becoming.”
“If you don't like something, change it. If you can't change it, change your attitude.”
“Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.”
“When you realize who you live for, and who's important to please, a lot of people will act...”
