“It’s sad that a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of wild dogs.”
“I think my new iPhone 5S is broken. I pressed the home button and I'm still at work”
“No matter how much I try to be just a normal guy, I can't help but put a joke in there eve...”
“I'm a simple guy. My favorite dessert is cherry pie.”
“Turn your wounds into wisdom”
“In 1995 I had $7 bucks in my pocket and knew two things: I’m broke as hell and one day I...”
“If you don’t fight for what you want, don’t cry for what you lost.”
“Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you tr...”
“To forgive the terrorists is up to God, but to send them to him is up to me.”
“In my mind, I’ve always been an A-list Hollywood superstar. Y’all just didn’t know yet.”
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
“In the old world, you devoted 30% of your time to building a great service and 70% of your...”
“Why do you stay in prison, when the door is so wide open?”
“I think sometimes in life, the biggest challenges end up being the best things that happen...”
