"不适当的幽默只应在家中,在关起门来时进行。"
“I guess destiny isn't the path given to us, but the path we choose for ourselves”
“No matter how much I try to be just a normal guy, I can't help but put a joke in there eve...”
“I think my comedy is a bit misunderstood by fellow comedians. ”
“I make some of the best chicken wings. You will be amazed.”
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
“The opposite of love is not hate, it's indifference. The opposite of art is not ugliness, ...”
“YOU decide what your limits are, and YOU decide your level of success. You are responsible...”
“I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not”
“Whenever you want to achieve something, keep your eyes open, concentrate, and make sure yo...”
“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
“When something bad happens, you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let ...”
“It's not about winning or losing. It's about showing up and being your best.”
“Success is not how high you have climbed, but how you make a positive difference to the world”
“Happiness comes when you believe in what you are doing.”