"政府全体が手伝ってくれるなら、ユーモア作家であることに何の技もいりません。"
“If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.”
“Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.”
“An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.”
“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.”
“Difficulties break some men but make others”
“I think that's the single best piece of advice: Constantly think about how you could be do...”
“Not all those who wander are lost”
“Do not feel lonely, the entire universe is inside you.”
“We see our customers as invited guests to a party, and we are the hosts. It’s our job ev...”
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call ...”
“In this life, it’s not what you hope for, it’s not what you deserve—it’s what you take!”
“Memory without the emotional charge is wisdom.”
“If you can make a decision with analysis, you should do so. But it turns out in life that ...”
“The best decisions aren’t made with your mind, but with your instinct.”