"当你有整个政府为你工作时,成为一名幽默作家并不困难。"
“Letting the cat out of the bag is a whole lot easier than putting it back in.”
“Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.”
“A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.”
“An ignorant person is one who doesn't know what you have just found out.”
“When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off agains...”
“Confusion is a luxury which only the very, very young can possibly afford and you are not ...”
“Your beliefs become your thoughts, Your thoughts become your words, Your words become your...”
“All successes begin with Self-Discipline. It starts with you.”
“When inspiration does not come to me, I go halfway to meet it.”
“Have the courage to follow your heart and intuition. They somehow already know what you tr...”
“Once we accept our limits, we go beyond them.”
“It always seems impossible until it's done.”
“Be the change that you wish to see in the world.”
“The first step to achieving your goal, is to take a moment to respect your goal. Know what...”