“I can't listen to that much Wagner. I start getting the urge to conquer Poland.”
“I took a speed-reading course and read 'War and Peace' in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.”
“Seventy percent of success in life is showing up”
“My one regret in life is that I am not someone else”
“Why fit in when you were born to stand out?”
“Man suffers only because he takes seriously what the gods made for fun.”
“Everyone seems to have a clear idea of how other people should lead their lives, but none ...”
“Tough times don't last, tough people do”
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light”
“Convince your enemy that he will gain very little by attacking you; this will diminish his...”
“When something bad happens, you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let ...”
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”
“It's not about winning or losing. It's about showing up and being your best.”
“Faith is taking the first step even when you don’t see the whole staircase.”
