"الكوميديا هي البلوز للأشخاص الذين لا يستطيعون الغناء"
“A man is only as faithful as his options”
“I used to say drugs and alcohol were bad. Now, I think they’re necessary to cope with li...”
“You can only offend me if you mean something to me”
“If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If she tells you she's ...”
“The root of suffering is attachment.”
“The opportunity of defeating the enemy is provided by the enemy himself.”
“Going in one more round when you don’t think you can, that’s what makes all the differ...”
“Life is a series of commas, not periods.”
“Not all those who wander are lost”
“Stay humble in victory and gracious in defeat.”
“Beginnings are usually scary, and endings are usually sad, but it's everything in between ...”
“The path to growth lies in facing challenges, not avoiding them”
“I think it is possible for ordinary people to choose to be extraordinary.”
“If you can't explain it to a six year old, you don't understand it yourself.”