"الكوميديا هي البلوز للأشخاص الذين لا يستطيعون الغناء"
“I'll take someone with a passion for anything over someone with talent for everything any day”
“Only dumb people try to impress smart people. Smart people just do what they do”
“Life is not fair get used to it”
“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost five thousand dollars”
“To sit on an idea or fail to act on a goal is not really goal-setting, but wishful thinking.”
“Great things come from hard work and perseverance. No excuses.”
“A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.”
“Integrity is doing the right thing, even when no one is watching”
“When something bad happens, you have three choices. You can either let it define you, let ...”
“What you get by achieving your goals is not as important as what you become by achieving your goals”
“Sometimes which choice you make is not as important as making a choice and committing to it.”
“We do today what they won’t, so tomorrow we accomplish what they can’t.”
“The moment you give up is the moment you let someone else win.”
“Build your opponent a golden bridge to retreat across.”