"الكوميديا هي البلوز للأشخاص الذين لا يستطيعون الغناء"
“Gun control? We need bullet control! I think every bullet should cost five thousand dollars”
“I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier”
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments”
“You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is ...”
“Believe you can and you're halfway there”
“I would like to die on Mars. Just not on impact.”
“You get what you give. What you put into things is what you get out of them.”
“It always seems impossible until it's done.”
“The best thinking has been done in solitude The worst has been done in turmoil”
“Determination. No matter what field you're in, determination will surely get you to the top.”
“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright ...”
“In the old world, you devoted 30% of your time to building a great service and 70% of your...”
“Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift of God, which is why we call ...”
“Nothing is particularly hard if you divide it into small jobs”