"کمدی بلوزی برای افرادی است که نمیتوانند آواز بخوانند"
“There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments”
“Always be yourself and try not to take anything personally”
“You don't pay taxes, they take taxes”
“I used to say drugs and alcohol were bad. Now, I think they’re necessary to cope with li...”
“Expect the unexpected. And whenever possible, be the unexpected”
“Whether you think you can, or you think you can't—you're right.”
“The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting.”
“Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving.”
“Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.”
“The greatest victories are not those won on the court, but those won within ourselves.”
“I don’t count my sit-ups; I only start counting when it starts hurting because they’re...”
“The best decisions aren’t made with your mind, but with your instinct.”
“The path to growth lies in facing challenges, not avoiding them”
“The more you learn, the more you earn.”