"I haven't trusted polls since I read…" — Erma Bombeck

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Je n'ai pas confiance aux sondages depuis que j'ai lu que 62 % des femmes avaient des aventures pendant l'heure du déjeuner. Je n'ai jamais rencontré de femme de ma vie qui renoncerait au déjeuner pour le sexe.

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