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من به نظرسنجی‌ها اعتماد نکرده‌ام از وقتی که خواندم 62 درصد از زنان در زمان ناهار روابط نامشروع دارند. من هرگز در زندگی‌ام زنی را ندیده‌ام که ناهار را برای رابطه جنسی رها کند.

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