"Well, you know the thing you wear…" — Jerry Seinfeld

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Bueno, ¿sabes esa cosa que llevas alrededor del cuello que sostiene tu tarjeta de identificación? Yo llamo a eso un cordón elástico porque no importa cuán lejos intentes huir de tu trabajo siempre te devuelve de golpe a tu cubículo.

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