"Well, you know the thing you wear…" — Jerry Seinfeld

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Eh bien tu sais la chose que tu portes autour de ton cou qui tient ton badge d'identité J'appelle ça un cordon élastique parce que peu importe à quelle distance tu essaies de fuir ton travail il te ramène toujours dans ton cubicle

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