"Now they show you how detergents…" — Jerry Seinfeld

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Maintenant, ils vous montrent comment les détergents éliminent les taches de sang, une image assez violente. Je pense que si vous avez un T-shirt avec une tache de sang partout, peut-être que la lessive n'est pas votre plus gros problème.

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