Jerry Seinfeld Quote

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"今では洗剤が血の染みを取り除く方法を見せてくれますが、それはかなり暴力的なイメージです。もしシャツが血の染みだらけなら、洗濯はあなたにとって最大の問題ではないかもしれません。"

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