"Now they show you how detergents…" — Jerry Seinfeld

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今では洗剤が血の染みを取り除く方法を見せてくれますが、それはかなり暴力的なイメージです。もしシャツが血の染みだらけなら、洗濯はあなたにとって最大の問題ではないかもしれません。

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