“Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women a little bit of sup...”
“My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty and that's the law.”
“Being a comedian is the closest thing to being a rock star.”
“Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.”
“Do what you gotta do so you can do what you wanna do.”
“The more powerful and original a mind, the more it will incline towards the religion of solitude”
“Let your actions do your talking for you.”
“It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.”
“A clever person solves a problem. A wise person avoids it.”
“When anger rises, think of the consequences.”
“The beginning is perhaps more difficult than anything else, but keep heart, it will turn o...”
“A chain is only as strong as its weakest link”
“Don’t focus on the pain. Focus on the progress.”
“One day the people that didn’t believe in you will tell everyone how they met you.”
