“Being a comedian is the closest thing to being a rock star.”
“A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.”
“There's no store where you can go to buy a laugh.”
“You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like 'See if yo...”
“The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.”
“We all know that light travels faster than sound. That's why certain people appear bright ...”
“You can kill the dreamer, but you can’t kill the dream.”
“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
“Nothing is impossible, the word itself says 'I'm possible'”
“The voice of the intellect is a soft one, but it does not rest until it has gained a hearing.”
“The best thinking has been done in solitude The worst has been done in turmoil”
“The best way of learning about anything is by doing.”
“When you're at the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on.”
“Wear your ego like a loose fitting garment.”
