"دعابتي هي ألم متخف. نضحك لإخفاء الألم."
“I don't think people understand how much work goes into making somebody who looks like it'...”
“Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a f...”
“I don't think comedians make an impact; I think they're a reflection of what's happening.”
“People always say 'You do racial comedy.' And I don't, exactly. I do cultural comedy. Beca...”
“Men are Moved by two levers only: fear and self interest.”
“I don't like that man. I must get to know him better.”
“You learn more in failure than you ever do in success”
“Begin by seizing something which your opponent holds dear; then he will be amenable to your will.”
“A gem cannot be polished without friction, nor a man perfected without trials”
“Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere”
“I never viewed myself as particularly talented. Where I excel is ridiculous, sickening, wo...”
“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”
“Don’t allow your mind to tell your heart what to do. The mind gives up easily”
“I like to use the hard times of the past to motivate me today.”