“My humor is pain in disguise. We laugh to hide the pain.”
“Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a f...”
“I don't think people understand how much work goes into making somebody who looks like it'...”
“I don't think comedians make an impact; I think they're a reflection of what's happening.”
“Neurosis is the result of a conflict between the ego and its id.”
“Stay humble in victory and gracious in defeat.”
“Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible”
“Happiness depends upon ourselves.”
“You know you're in love when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than ...”
“Every blessing ignored becomes a curse.”
“The best way to make your dreams come true is to wake up”
“To the world you may be one person; but to one person you may be the world.”
“He that is good for making excuses is seldom good for anything else”
“I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the res...”
