"我的幽默是伪装的痛苦 我们笑是为了掩饰痛苦"
“I don't think comedians make an impact; I think they're a reflection of what's happening.”
“My humor is pain in disguise. We laugh to hide the pain.”
“I don't think people understand how much work goes into making somebody who looks like it'...”
“Stand-up and boxing are very similar. You're the only one out there, you're going into a f...”
“All you have to do is pay attention: lessons always arrive when you are ready.”
“Don't ever take a fence down until you know why it was put up.”
“The simple things are also the most extraordinary things, and only the wise can see them.”
“If you've got an idea, start today. There's no better time than now to get going”
“Genius is 1% talent and 99% percent hard work”
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win.”
“Certain things in life simply have to be experienced and never explained. Love is such a thing.”
“Whenever you want to achieve something, keep your eyes open, concentrate, and make sure yo...”
“Sometimes by losing a battle you find a new way to win the war”
“Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?”