"When I was a kid, my grandmother had…" — Steven Wright

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子供の頃、祖母が大きな糸の巻きを持っていて、それを窓の外にずっと引き伸ばして、最後に手を放してメモを付けようとしていました。今、私は絶対に使い切れない糸の巻きに困っています。

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