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Woody Allen, born Allan Stewart Konigsberg on December 1, 1935, in Brooklyn, New York, is a prolific American filmmaker, actor, and comedian. He gained critical acclaim with his film "Annie Hall" (1977), which won four Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Director. more Woody Allen, born Allan Stewart Konigsberg on December 1, 1935, in Brooklyn, New York, is a prolific American filmmaker, actor, and comedian. He gained critical acclaim with his film "Annie Hall" (1977), which won four Academy Awards, including Best Picture and Best Director. Allen's distinctive style blends comedy and drama, as seen in "Manhattan" (1979) and "Hannah and Her Sisters" (1986), both of which are regarded as classics. Over his career, he has directed over 50 films and received numerous accolades, including the Golden Globe Cecil B. DeMille Award in 2014. Allen's work often explores themes of existentialism, love, and the human condition, establishing him as a unique voice in contemporary cinema. less

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"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
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"In California they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows"
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"Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best"
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"The advantage of being intelligent is that you can always play dumb The opposite is more difficult"
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"If you want to make God laugh tell him about your plans"
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"I have no idea what I am doing, but incompetence has never prevented me from plunging in with enthusiasm"
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"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys"
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"The only thing standing between me and greatness is me"
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"I don't believe in the afterlife although I am bringing a change of underwear"
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"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own"
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"My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start So far I've finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake I feel better already"
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"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness"
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"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred"
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"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
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"To you I am an atheist; to God, I am the loyal opposition."
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