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Marriage Quotes

"I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men"

"The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity"

"A man is only as faithful as his options"

"Choose your life's mate carefully. From this one decision will come 90 percent of all your happiness or misery"

"Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage"

"Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she would come in and sink my boats."

"Wives are people who feel they don't dance enough."

"Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed"

"It is a foolish woman who expects her husband to be to her that which only Jesus Christ Himself can be..."

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."

"In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker"

"A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married"

"The love we have in our youth is superficial compared to the love that an old man has for his old wife"

"The great marriages are partnerships. It can't be a great marriage without being a partnership"

"But my wifey was a seamstress, until I made her dreams fit "

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