Sarcasm Quotes

"A sharp tongue is the only edge tool that grows keener with constant use." "You know why birds fly upside down over here? Because there ain't nothing worth crapping on." "There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?" "Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes" "There is no such thing as fun for the whole family." "I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it." "He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of" "A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five." "I must confess, I was born at a very early age." "A lawyer is a person who writes a 10,000-word document and calls it a brief" "I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer." "I do not want people to be very agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them a great deal" "Everyone is entitled to my opinion" "You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and assholes." "I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability."