"Si no puedes mejorarlo, puedes reírte de ello."
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
“There's nothing sadder in this world than to awake Christmas morning and not be a child.”
“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire, or block th...”
“God created man, but I could do better.”
“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
“Plan for what it is difficult while it is easy, do what is great while it is small.”
“The only way to truly understand the world is to deeply engage with it”
“Today I will do what others won’t, so tomorrow I will do what others can’t”
“A winner is a dreamer who never gives up”
“Bodybuilding is much like any other sport. To be successful, you must dedicate yourself 10...”
“Success at anything will always come down to this: focus and effort. And we control both.”
“Believe you can and you're halfway there.”
“You don’t need directions, just point yourself to the top and go!”
“Expect the unexpected. And whenever possible, be the unexpected”