"如果你无法让它变得更好,你可以嘲笑它。"
“My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groce...”
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
“Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, ...”
“All of us have moments in our lives that test our courage. Taking children into a house wi...”
“Love never keeps a man from pursuing his destiny.”
“It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove...”
“No great mind has ever existed without a touch of madness.”
“Yesterday I was clever, so I wanted to change the world. Today I am wise, so I am changing myself.”
“I will go anywhere as long as it is forward”
“I like to use the hard times of the past to motivate me today.”
“The universe buries strange jewels deep within us all, and then stands back to see if we c...”
“When everything seems to be going against you, remember that the airplane takes off agains...”
“If you really want to do something, you’ll find a way. If you don’t, you’ll find an excuse.”
“I believe the truth is only offensive when we’re lying.”