“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
“I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during lunch hour. I've...”
“Most women put off entertaining until the kids ”
“The grass is always greener over the septic tank.”
“With drive and a bit of talent, you can move mountains.”
“Be the person that when your feet touch the floor in the morning, the devil says, “Awe s...”
“When life puts you in touchy situations, don’t say “Why Me?” Just say “Try Me.””
“Focusing on one thing and doing it really, really well can get you very far”
“Courage is not having the strength to go on; it is going on when you don't have the strength.”
“Don’t walk in front of me… I may not follow Don’t walk behind me… I may not lead ...”
“Life is 10% what happens to us and 90% how we react to it”
“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth”
“If you think adventure is dangerous, try routine: it is lethal.”
“I hated every minute of training, but I said, ‘Don’t quit. Suffer now and live the res...”