“The grass is always greener over the septic tank.”
“Sometimes I can't figure designers out. It's as if they flunked human anatomy.”
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his ”
“My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch on fire, or block th...”
“A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent...”
“I don't like that man. I must get to know him better.”
“Believe you can and you're halfway there”
“If you've got an idea, start today. There's no better time than now to get going”
“You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.”
“Failure is not the opposite of success; it's part of success”
“Failure is an option here. If things are not failing, you are not innovating enough.”
“Friends congratulate me after a quarterly-earnings announcement and say, 'Good job, great ...”
“Be humble. Be hungry. And always be the hardest worker in the room.”
“You learn more in failure than you ever do in success”
