"良くできないなら笑えばいい"
“A friend never defends a husband who gets his ”
“God created man, but I could do better.”
“Never have more children than you have car windows.”
“There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt.”
“It is not the critic who counts; not the man who points out how the strong man stumbles, o...”
“An ounce of action is worth a ton of theory”
“We do today what they won’t, so tomorrow we accomplish what they can’t.”
“The universe buries strange jewels deep within us all, and then stands back to see if we c...”
“Opportunities come infrequently. When it rains gold, put out the bucket, not the thimble”
“You can close your eyes to the things you don’t want to see, but you can’t close your ...”
“In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on.”
“An appeaser is one who feeds a crocodile, hoping it will eat him last.”
“Be humble. Be hungry. And always be the hardest worker in the room.”
“Life always waits for some crisis to occur before revealing itself at its most brilliant.”