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Groucho Marx Quotes

Biography: Groucho Marx was a renowned American comedian known for his quick wit ... more Biography: Groucho Marx was a renowned American comedian known for his quick wit and distinctive comic persona. Born on October 2, 1890, he gained fame as a star of the Marx Brothers, performing in vaudeville, Broadway, and films like "Duck Soup." His signature greasepaint mustache, glasses, and cigar made him an icon of early comedic performance. less

"She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon."

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"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

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"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedies."

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"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

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"Room service send up a larger room"

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"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening but this wasn't it"

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"Those are my principles and if you don't like them well I have others"

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"I never forget a face but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception"

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"Time flies like an arrow fruit flies like a banana"

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"I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member"

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"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read."

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